Author: The Editor

  • Game Review – Kingdom of Heaven

    NAME: Kingdom of Heaven
    COMPANY: Glu
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Forward scrolling shooter
    SIZE: 182 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 3/10

    After checking out various other movie based games I decided to try this one after even after sampling the Mr & Mrs Smith game.

    Set in Jerusalem in 1186 you are Balian of Ibelin or Sibylla a princess of Jerusalem. The enemy are the Saracen army lead by Saladin.

    It is the time of crusades where beliefs, honor, valor and your name meant something. The movie is a dramatization of actual historical events, although the movie even gets the name wrong it the first indication that it’s not going to be any good.

    However the games premise is nothing like the movie except perhaps in spirit.
    You control … who has to find and lead his town folk to safety.

    It’s obviously a blatant movie/game franchise tie-in that was also a flop.

    You basically walk around town picking up citizens and leading them to safety.
    Sure you have to avoid fireballs and arrows, but its not exactly difficult.

    You eventually get water and ram tools but the game still doesn’t get any better.

    The game essentially a lemmings remake at the core – without the cute lemmings of course.

    I can’t really say much about this game because its pretty bad. I didn’t bother after the third level in the hope that it would get better.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 3/10.

    We can’t recommend this game to anyone except those who are fans of the movie and perhaps on younger children – but not for very long.

    Even judged soley as a mobile phone games it just missing that IT factor.

    Not a total loss but fairly close.

  • Game Review – Johnny Crash

    NAME: Johnny Crash
    COMPANY: Sumea
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Action
    SIZE: 133 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 9/10

    Johnny Crash by Sumea – The premise of this game is you controlling a stunt man which has to perform various mid-air tricks.
    You as Johnny gets shot out of a cannon and see how far you can fly before crash landing. You have to help him gain fame by also meeting various tasks.

    What makes me recommend this game is that its one of a few that only requires the use of 1 button. Yep its a one button game ! Fantastic I’m sure many people are saying.

    There’s 2 modes. The career mode and the high score mode. Career mode see you and Johnny attempt to gain fame by doing mid air tricks to impress an audience. High score sees you attempt to ‘fly’ the longest distance.

    Game play: Johnny gets shot out a cannon that moves up and down.
    There are different optimal angles which you have to shoot from. The cannon moves automatically so timing is essential. Whilst mid air you pres the button to make him flap his arms to adjust forward angle, up or down.
    There is only a limited ‘strength’ so you can’t flap his arms all the time.

    There are various tasks which involve getting hit by lightening to speed up and kites to help him fly higher.
    There are also alien space ships to hit and helicopters and flocks of birds to run into. Fun and ridiculous at the same time.

    There other hilarious part is the landing.
    Some tasks involve crash landing into signs or shopping trolleys. Landing on the ground is just a funny too ! BTW you get points for how ‘spectacular your landing is.

    It is not a difficult game to master, learning the best time to flap and timing the landing. Learning the controls is really easy with only one button to press. Perfect for a mobile phone.

    There’s 12 levels titled:
    Flying school
    Electricity
    Birds
    Barrels
    Kite gulide
    Cloud encounter
    Heli-hair-cut
    Coffee and Donut
    High profile Conference
    Lost in Supermarket
    Goldrush

    Graphics are good with little action movements that are appropriate. IT may seem minimal at first but lets face it the sky isn’t filled with crap in real life.

    Sound is standard midi is appropriate but not varied.

    The save function doesn’t seem to work on the 8630 which is why we haven’t given it a perfect score.

    That said this is a Sumea product so its difficult to tell if there is a save function at all.

    I believe a new version is out – Johnny Crash Does Texas.

    Summary

    Johnny Crash is an entertaining game. It is simple yet difficult to master. You can pick it and play over and over. In fact I’m now refining my flying technique to beat the high scores.

    I reckon its fairly close to the perfect mobile phone game. A must have game.

  • Game Review – Fantastic 4

    NAME: Fantastic 4
    COMPANY: (M)Forma
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Movie/TV based Platformer
    SIZE: 218 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 3/10

    The premise: You play as various members of the F4 team sent to complete various tasks in order to catch up with Dr Doom.

    The gamplay involve solving various puzzles and ‘clobbering’ various enemies using the various powers of each member of the F4. This is all very standard stuff in these types of games – nothing new here.

    Graphics are poor and sound is minimal throughout the game. I felt like I stepped back in time to the old days of the Commodore 64 or Sinclair computers.

    Besides the graphics the other problem is the controls and collision detection issues. It’s all imprecise and just plain odd. It was annoying to the point that we didn’t finish the game.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 3/10.

    We gave this game a low score because there is nothing really desirable about it. Some older fans may enjoy the old style look and feel but the majority won’t. If you persist you may be able to complete the game but it could have been so much better.

  • Game Review – Dragon Island

    NAME: Dragon Island
    COMPANY: Macrospace
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Forward scrolling shooter
    SIZE: 120 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 7/10
    You play as the hero Theobald Blade sent out by King Chaung the Wise of the Green Islands to sort out the awakening of Dragon Island. Unfortunately nothing is said or hinted about what why the ‘Awakening of Dragon Island’ is such a bad thing ! I guess it because it’s a secret.

    The game is like countless other platfomers with various challenging levels, fruit to collect and monsters to subdue. It does depart from other platformers apart from having a weapon from the start. Yep you have your trusty never ending supply of axes to hurl at snails, fishes and so forth. Powerups include armour bonuses.

    Graphics are modern and are large enough for a small screen and music like all mobile phone games is limited.

    The controls are assigned appropriately considering the number of moves you can make. Eg, jumping, climbing , axe throwing etc.. However there is some awkwardness when you have to rush movements. It even has a save function which helps as some of the levels are quite long.

    Game play is generally pretty good. The level of difficulty has been implemented in a good fashion, it increases in a consistent fashion.

    There’s also a time limit which each level has to be completed. This is appropriate because it can be a simple game to complete but difficult if you want to collect everything.

    The save function works but you have to start at the beginning of the level. Not much of a problem.

    It is playable in most environments without attracting too much attention.

    Issues

    The first thing you notice when the game started is that the volume is defaulted to FULLY LOUD. This is very annoying since its not exactly the most catchy theme song out there.

    I do not have any Dragon Island cheats or hints.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 7/10.

    Dragon Island on the whole is a pretty good game made for a mobile phone. If you’re into this sort of game genre it will satisfy. If you’re not its still worth getting for entertainment value.

    I believe this sort of game would work well on a Nintendo Gameboy ! The basics are there but they would need to work out how to differentiate it from the other platformers …

    I haven’t finished the game yet but probably will in the near future.

  • Game Review – Cannons

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    NAME: Cannons
    COMPANY: Macrospace
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Cannon
    SIZE: 66 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 1/10

    The premise is that you control a canon and have to blast away your enemies.
    The concept is not new and in this form it still doesn’t have that unique factor that will attract masses to it.

    You essentially control the ‘power’ and angle of the cannon bearing in mind wind direction and strength. Controls are fine and easy to get used to.

    They have added in a power up feature but it still doesn’t make it a great game.

    Graphics are pretty poor compared to most. If it had better graphics and perhaps bigger graphics and more ‘special animations’ that set it apart from the rest.

    There is a problem with the AI regarding the impact of wind and angle on your shot. All the other better features of the game can’t override this fundamental issue.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 1/10.

    Cannons is just another ‘cannon’ game. It’s difficult to play because the AI is flawed and even with the flaw there’s still nothing else to recommend it.

  • Game Review – Ancient Empires

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    NAME: Ancient Empires
    COMPANY: Macrospace
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Stragety
    SIZE: 126 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 9/10

    Ancient Empires is mobile phone game by made by Macrospace. This is a real time strategy game for your mobile phone.

    You play as King Galamar of the Kingdom of Thorin who has to thwart his twin brother, Valadorn who has suddenly turned evil.

    This is a game that captures the essence of a real time strategy game. The fact that it plays so well on a mobile phone is a credit to the developer.

    Those who play Warcraft (Blizzard) will find themselves at home with this game. You start off with the basic characters and have to build an army to defend your kingdom.

    Believe it or not they have even incorporated a story line into the game not just a written foreword to set the mood. That said many games don’t have interesting prologues but this one makes a passing grade.

    Back to the game, you have the choice of buying set pieces summarised as follows:

    – Soldiers who can collect money and attack.
    – Lizard warriors who can move great distances and have defensive bonus if in water.
    – Wizards can raise skeletons for extra attack turns.
    – Spiders have a special ability decrease defence to other units.
    – Wisps that increase attack stats.
    – Catapults do high damage but on from a distance.
    – Golems that have high attacks and defence but slow movers.
    – Archers who can attack from a distance but weak defence.
    – Wyvern’s are the ultimate class which has high everything.

    As an added feature all your character stats vary according to terrain. Some like mountains and villages give a defence bonus and others like forests give bonuses to certain characters.

    There doesn’t appear to be too many levels to the game, 7 in all I think (which is fine cause it is only for a mobile phone) but the difficulty level jumps dramatically at level 4. Also the ability to save at any point is perfect.

    On the musical side there a several tunes which is good. The graphics while don’t look state of the art they still look modern.

    A minor issue with the game is that the enemy also gets the same type of units. It would would have been nice to at least change the names and graphic of the units.

    The main issues I have with Ancient Empires is the slow accumulation of funds and the sudden step up in difficulty on the middle levels.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 9/10.

    Ancient Empires as a real time strategy game for a mobile phone they have done a pretty good job! The game play is good, controls easy to master the action can be saved at any point.

    I reckon its the benchmark real time strategy game for mobile devices. I find it hard to imagine a game like this on a phone could be so good.

    Must have game to pass the time anywhere you can imagine. Even if you not into these style of games give it a go – you might be convinced.

    Close to perfect game on its genre for a phone.*See bottom of page.

  • Game Review – Aleste

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    COMPANY: AIKY & Square Enix
    PLATFORM: JAVA
    GENRE: Forward scrolling shooter
    SIZE: 76 KB
    TEST PHONE: LG U8630
    RATING: 6/10

    Aleste by is essentially a forward scrolling shooter game. There isn’t a background story given for the game – which is unusual.

    The basic premise is that you control a flying craft or plane of some sort and shoot down as many alien and alien bosses as possible. There are a ton of things to shoot, avoid and of course to collect numerous powerups.

    It’s reminiscent of past games like 1942 or Raiden of the last decade in look and feel. So its not the most original in concept and not implemented nearly as well as its predecessors.

    Controls are easy to master since it has an auto-fire option. As you can guess pressing the fire button many time on a phone would be pretty annoying especially when there are so many things to shoot at.

    Essentially you use the navi-key for forward and backwards and sideways. The center button or 0 can to used to turn auto fire on or off.

    The game play is monotonous but perfectly adequate for an escape from the boredom of public transport.

    The graphics are simple and reasonable but it does look old school compared to newer titles. Your space ship and enemies bar the bosses are too small.

    There isn’t much sound to talk about only a relatively simple MIDI theme playing in the background.

    OK soundtrack whilst playing but no fire of destruction sounds. It would be nice to hear your enemies being blown to bits. So based on this you definitely don’t need sound to play this game.

    The levels in the game seem to go on forever and there is no discernible increase in difficulty. Even the bosses are easy to wipe out once you understand the games AI.

    In fact Space Impact II on the Nokia phones is a better and more satisfying game.

    Hints: Selecting the right powerup and subsequent compatible powerups are very important. That said it only takes one level to reach the max for a particular power so nothing to worry about.

    Summary

    We rate this game a 6/10.

    Aleste is a perfect mindless shooter you can play on the train or anywhere else for that matter. However only if you truly have nothing better to do.

    Buy only if you have small kids to keep entertained or the price is really low.

  • Motorola V9 (RAZR2) Review

    hyp4mhz
    Welcome to the Motorola V9 mobile phone review. The V9 was released in late 2007 as the successor to the V3xx which in turn was the replacement for the V3 and V3i.  The V series phones from Motorola have always looked good and the V9 and its twin the V8 are no different.  They are great looking phones anyone would be happy to own. There have been many version of the same phone over the years the last one being the V9x which included on-board A-GPS for navigation. The V9 is the 3G version of the latest V series phones.  It features large dual 240 x 320 screens with external touch controls  and the slimmest and arguably best looking flip phone or clam shell design on the market.  It is packed with technology including 500Mhz CPU. Quality of construction was as good with excellent attention to detail and materials. The V9 however does have issues.  It uses Motorola's ancient OS that has been enhanced over the years to cater for more functionality.  Even worse due to the horrible way the mobile network companies 'customise' the phone for their network ruins the experience for the user.  For example some models do not have a flight mode or others can't change the soft key functions or even worse limit functionality on the external touch buttons.  So if you have problems blame the network not Motorola. Despite all that if you get an network free version you will be impressed by the high quality screens, phone speed and usability.  However you will be disappointed at the un-logical menu structure.  The standard browser is annoying so get a model with Opera installed or download it your self.   Some mobile networks also place a limitation on 'push email' functionality which again hurts the reputation of the V9.  The v9 does not have a FM radio either. Regardless of network the thing that probably hurts the v9 the most is the difficult way to install software unless from the network provider.  Also the limitations of installing simple things such as new themes is disappointing.  If you want customization then you need to visit the Motorola hacking sites for the instructions.  If you happy with the basic functionality then you will be happy that is what this phone is good at. Overall this is a great looking phone with some issues.  Mind you when we reviewed the V9 we didn't encounter software related bugs that everyone seems to be reporting but we got one that didn't have a flight mode.  Great phone for talk, text and internet if you get a network free one.
    • Motorola V9, V9x, V9m, RAZR2
    • Network Quad-band GSM Tri-band 3G 850/1900/2100 (Dependent on country)
    • Design Flip Phone/Clam shell L103 x W53 x D13.3 mm Weight 117 grams
    • Display/s Internal: 262K TFT - 240 x 320 pixels 2.2" External: 262K TFT - 240 x 320 pixels 2.0"
    • Camera 2 MP Camera Video capable 220 x 176
    • Connectivity Micro USB, Bluetooth
    • Memory Up to 50MB internal memory MicroSD memory - up to 8Gig
    • Ring tones MP3, MIDI, WAV, Vibration
    • Features SMS, MMS, IM, WAP, Email, Blogging JAVA MIDP 2.0 Modem for PC Wireless audio and video streaming Web browser Voice recognition and response Touch sensitive keys Speaker Phone/Hands free Picture - Music - Video Player CrystalTalk technology Bluetooth printing
    • Speed : 500Mhz CPU
    • Battery Life 950mAh Li Ion Up to 14 days standby Up to 5.4 hour talk time
    • Price history From $399 2009 (Outright) From $599 2008 (Outright)

  • Motorola V8 (RAZR2) Review

    hyp4mhz
    Welcome to the Motorola V8 mobile phone review. The V8 was released in late 2007 as the successor to the V3 and V3i. The V series phones from Motorola have always looked good and the V8 and its twin the V9 are no different. They are great looking phones anyone would be happy to own.  The gold and snake skin V8 are particularly impressive. The V8 is the GSM only version of the latest V series phones. It features large dual 240 x 320 screens with external touch controls and the slimmest and arguably best looking flip phone or clam shell design on the market. It is packed with technology including 500Mhz CPU. Quality of construction was as good with excellent attention to detail and materials. The V8 has less issues than the V9because it uses an entirely different operating system.  The system is prettier to look at and much more logical than the V9 OS.  However again many report the certain versions of the phone - those 'customized' and locked to certain networks have the most problems.  Due to the horrible way the mobile network companies 'customize' the phone for their network ruins the experience for the user. Like the V9 if you get an network free version you will be impressed by the high quality screens, phone speed and usability.  It's GSM only so in certain parts of the world you can get data but at very slow speeds.  The V8 does not have a FM radio either. Regardless of network the thing that probably hurts the v8 the most is the difficult way to install software unless from the network provider. Also the limitations of installing simple things such as new themes is disappointing. If you want customization then you need to visit the Motorola hacking sites for the instructions. If you happy with the basic functionality then you will be happy that is what this phone is good at. Overall this is a great looking phone with some issues. Mind you when we reviewed the V8 we didn't encounter software related bugs that everyone seems to be reporting but we got one that didn't have a flight mode. Great phone for talk, text if you get a network free one.
    • Motorola V8, RAZR2
    • Network Quad-band GSM
    • Design Flip Phone/Clam shell L103 x W53 x D13.3 mm Weight 117 grams
    • Display/s Internal: 262K TFT - 240 x 320 pixels 2.2" External: 262K TFT - 240 x 320 pixels 2.0"
    • Camera 2 MP Camera Video capable 220 x 176
    • Connectivity Micro USB, Bluetooth
    • Memory Up to 50MB internal memory MicroSD memory - up to 8Gig
    • Ring tones MP3, MIDI, WAV, Vibration
    • Features SMS, MMS, IM, WAP, Email, Blogging JAVA MIDP 2.0 Modem for PC Wireless audio and video streaming Web browser Voice recognition and response Touch sensitive keys Speaker Phone/Hands free Picture - Music - Video Player CrystalTalk technology Bluetooth printing
    • Speed : 500Mhz CPU
    • Battery Life 950mAh Li Ion Up to 14 days standby Up to 5.4 hour talk time
    • Price history From $399 2009 (Outright) From $599 2008 (Outright)